Dear Nosy Hal:
A certain Super-Spider is after me like crazy, to be more organically correct.
He claims I ought to be eating organic curds & whey, which are pesticide-free!
Bugs like Spidey bug me! — Who is he to tell me what to do?
— A Terribly Frightened LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Most spiders cannot bite you, even if they wanted to. Which they don’t.
Actually, we humans bug those super-hero bugs even more than those super-hero bugs bug us!
Didn’t you know that?
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